1. Obvious: “Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?” 2. Meteorological: “Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!” 3. Fashionable: “You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming.” 4. Personal: “Well, here we are, just the three of us." 5. Punctual: “All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late." 6. Envious: “Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear.” 7. Naughty: “Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.” 8. Philosophical: “You know, it’s not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it that matters.” 9. Humorous: “Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle.” 10. Commercial: “Hi, I’m Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five.” 11. Polite: “Ah, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah, orchestra keeps changing tempo.” 12. Melodic: (Everybody) “He’s got the whole world.. in his nose.” 13. Sympathetic: “Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?” 14. Complimentary: “You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.” 15. Scientific: “Say, does that thing there influence the tides?” 16. Obscure: “Hoo, I’d hate to see the grindstone.” (Think about it.) 17. Enquiring: “When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?” 18. French: “Sir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.” 19. Pornographic: “Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once.” 20. Religious: “The Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didn’t he?” 21. Disgusting: “Say, who mows your nose hair?” 22. Paranoid: “Keep that guy away from my cocaine.” 23. Aromatic: “It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.” 24. Appreciative: “Ooh how original, most people have their teeth capped.” 25. Dirty: “Your name would’'t be ... Dick, would it?” |