1. Agony: Reprise [ Contents ]
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  3. CP: High in a tower--
  4. Like yours was, but higher--
  5. A beauty asleep.
  6. All 'round the tower,
  7. A thicket of briar
  8. A hundred feet deep.
  9. Agony! No frustration more keen,
  10. When the one thing you want
  11. Is a thing that you've not even seen.
  12. RP: I've found a casket
  13. Entirely of glass--
  14. No, it's unbreakable.
  15. Inside--don't ask it--
  16. A maiden, alas,
  17. Just as unwakeable--
  18. Both: What unmistakable agony! Is the way always barred?
  19. RP: She has skin white as snow--
  20. CP: Did you learn her name?
  21. RP: No, there's a dwarf standing guard.
  22. Both: Agony! Such that princes must weep!
  23. Always in thrall most
  24. To anything almost,
  25. Or something asleep.
  26. CP: If it were not for the thicket--
  27. RP: A thicket's no trick. Is it thick?
  28. CP: It's the thickest.
  29. RP: The quickest is pick it apart with a stick--
  30. CP: Yes, but even one prick--
  31. It's my thing about blood.
  32. RP: Well, it's sick!
  33. CP: It's no sicker than your thing with dwarves.
  34. RP: Dwarves.
  35. CP: Dwarves...
  36. RP: Dwarves are very upsetting.
  37. Both: Not forgetting the tasks unachievable,
  38. Mountains unscalable--
  39. If it's conceivable
  40. But unavailable,
  41. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah--
  42. Agony!
  43. CP: Misery!
  44. RP: Woe!
  45. Both: Not to know what you miss.
  46. CP: While they lie there for years--
  47. RP: And you cry on their biers--
  48. Both: What unbearable bliss!
  49. Agony, that can cut like a knife!
  50. Ah well, back to my wife...