- Prologue: Into The Woods [ Contents ]
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- Narrator: Once upon a time--
- Cinderella: I wish...
- Narrator (NA): --in a far-off kingdom--
- Cinderella: More than anything...
- NA: --lived a young maiden--
- Cinderella: More than life...
- NA: --a sad young lad--
- Cinderella: More than jewels...
- Jack: I wish...
- NA: --and a childless baker--
- Jack: More than life...
- Cinderella, Baker: I wish...
- NA: --with his wife.
- Jack: More than anything...
- Cinderella, Baker, Jack: More than the moon...
- Wife: I wish..
- Cinderella: the King is giving a Festival.
- Baker, Wife: More than life..
- Jack: I wish..
- Cinderella: I wish to go to the Festival--
- Baker, Wife: More than riches..
- Cinderella: --and the Ball..
- Jack: I wish my cow would give us some milk.
- Cinderella, Wife: More than anything..
- Baker: I wish we had a child.
- Jack (to cow): Please, pal--
- Wife: I want a child..
- Jack: Squeeze, pal..
- Cinderella: I wish to go to the Festival.
- Jack (Overlapping): I wish you'd give us some
milk
- Or even cheese..
- Baker, Wife (Overlapping): I wish we might have
a child.
- All Four: I wish..
- Stepmother (to Cinderella): You wish to go to
the Festival?
- NA: The poor girl's mother had died--
- Stepmother: You, Cinderella, the Festival?
- You wish to go to the Festival?
- Florinda (Over): What, you, Cinderella, the Festival?
- The Festival?!
- Lucinda (Over): What, you wish to go to the Festival?!
- All Three: The Festival?!
- The King's Festival!!!???
- NA: --and her father had taken for his new wife--
- Stepmother: The Festival!!!???
- NA: --a woman with two daughters of her own.
- Florinda: Look at your nails!
- Lucinda: Look at your dress!
- Stepmother: People would laugh at you--
- Cinderella: Nevertheless-- I still wish to go
- Stepsisters: You still wish to go
- Stepmother: She still wants to go
- Cinderella: To the Festival.
- Stepsisters: To the Festival--
- Stepmother: To the Festival--
- Stepsisters, Stepmother: --and dance before the Prince?!
- (They chortle with laughter musically, then fall about out of control.)
- NA: All three were beautiful of face, but vile and black of
heart.
- Jack, on the other hand, had no father, and his mother--
- Jack's Mother: I wish..
- NA: Well, she was not quite beautiful--
- Jack's Mother: I wish my son were not a fool.
- I wish my house was not a mess.
- I wish the cow was full of milk.
- I wish the walls were full of gold--
- I wish a lot of things..
- (to Jack) You foolish child! What in heaven's name are you doing
with the
- cow inside the house?
- Jack: A warm environment might be just what
- Milky White needs to produce his milk.
- Jack's Mother: It's a she! How many times do I have to tell
you?
- Only "she"s can give milk.
- [Two knocks on the Baker's door; Wife opens door; it is Little Red
Riding
- Hood (LRRH)]
- Wife: Why, come in, little girl.
- LRRH: I wish..
- It's not for me,
- It's for my granny in the woods.
- A loaf of bread, please--
- To bring my poor old hungry
- Granny in the woods..
- [Insistent]
- Just a loaf of bread, please..
- [Baker gives her a loaf of bread.]
- NA: Cinderella's stepmother had a surprise for her.
- [Stepmother throws a pot of lentils into the fireplace]
- Stepmother: I have emptied a pot of lentils into the ashes for
you.
- If you have picked them out again in two hours' time,
- you shall go to the ball with us.
- LRRH: And perhaps a sticky bun?..
- Or four?..
- Cinderella: Birds in the sky,
- Birds in the eaves,
- In the leaves,
- In the fields,
- In the castles and ponds..
- LRRH: ..and a few of those pies,
- Please..
- Cinderella (Over): Come, little birds,
- Down from the eaves
- And the leaves,
- Over fields,
- Out of castles and ponds..
- Jack: No, Squeeze, pal..
- Cinderella (falling into a trance): Ahhh..
- [birds descend to the fireplace]
- Quick, little birds,
- Flick through the ashes.
- Pick and peck, but swiftly,
- Sift through the ashes
- Into the pot..
- Jack's Mother: Listen well, son. Milky-White must be taken to
market.
- Jack: But, Mother, no--he's the best cow--
- Jack's Mother: Was. Was! SHE'S been dry for a week.
- We've no food, nor money, and no choice but to sell her
- while she can still command a price.
- Jack: But Milky-White is my best friend in the whole world!
- Jack's Mother: Look at her!
- There are bugs on her dugs.
- There are flies in her eyes.
- There's a lump on her rump
- Big enough to be a hump--
- Jack: But--
- Jack's Mother: Son,
- We've no time to sit and dither,
- While her withers wither with her--
- And no one keeps a cow for a friend!
- Sometimes I fear you're touched.
- [LRRH has been compulsively eating sweets at the Baker's house;
- she now swallows, wiping her hands and mouth.]
- LRRH: Into the woods,
- It's time to go,
- I hate to leave,
- I have to, though.
- Into the woods--
- It's time, and so
- I must begin my journey.
- Into the woods
- And through the trees
- to where I am
- Expected, ma'am,
- Into the woods
- to Grandmother's house--
- [mouth full]
- Into the woods
- To Grandmother's house--
- Wife: You're certain of your way?
- LRRH: The way is clear,
- The light is good,
- I have no fear,
- Nor no one should.
- The woods are just trees,
- The trees are just wood.
- I sort of hate to ask it,
- But do you have a basket?
- Baker: Don't stray and be late.
- Wife: And save some of those sweets for Granny!
- LRRH: Into the woods
- And down the dell,
- The path is straight,
- I know it well.
- Into the woods,
- And who can tell
- What's waiting on the journey?
- Into the woods
- To bring some bread
- To Granny who
- Is sick in bed.
- Never can tell
- What lies ahead.
- For all that I know,
- She's already dead.
- But into the woods,
- into the woods,
- Into the woods
- to Grandmother's house
- And home before dark!
- Cinderella: Fly, birds,
- Back to the sky,
- Back to the eaves
- And the leaves
- And the fields
- And the--
- Florinda: Hurry up and do my hair, Cinderella!
- [to Lucinda]
- Are you really wearing that?
- Lucinda: Here, I found a little tear, Cinderella!
- [to Florinda]
- Can't you hide it with a hat?
- Cinderella: You look beautiful.
- Florinda: I know.
- Lucinda: She means me.
- Florinda [to Cinderella]: Put it in a twist.
- Lucinda: Who will be there?..
- [She and Florinda continue babbling underneath.]
- Cinderella [to herself]: Mother said be good,
- Father said be nice,
- That was always their advice.
- So be nice, Cinderella,
- Good, Cinderella,
- Nice good good nice--
- Florinda: Tighter!
- Cinderella: What's the good of being good
- If everyone is blind
- And you're always left behind?
- Never mind, Cinderella,
- Kind Cinderella--
- [accenting each word with a twist of a strand of hair]
- Nice good good kind good nice--
- Florinda [screams and slaps Cinderella]: Not that
tight!
- Cinderella: Sorry.
- Florinda: Clod.
- Lucinda: Hee he hee--
- [Florinda glares at her]
- hee hee-- [stops]
- NA: Because the baker had lost his mother and father
- in a baking accident-- well, at least that is what he believed
- --he was eager to have a family of his own,
- and concerned that all efforts until now had failed.
- [Knock on Baker's door]
- Baker: Who might that be?
- Wife: We have sold our last loaf of bread..
- Baker: It's the witch from next door!
- [Witch enters]
- Wife, Baker: We have no bread.
- Witch: Of course you have no bread!
- Baker: What do you wish?
- Witch: It's not what I wish. It's what you wish.
- (Points to Wife's belly)
- Nothing cooking in there now, is there?
- NA: The old enchantress went on to tell the couple
- that she had placed a spell on their house.
- Baker: What spell?
- Witch: In the past, when you were no more than a babe,
- your father brought his young wife and you to this cottage.
- They were a handsome couple, but not handsome neighbors.
- You see, your mother was with child and she had developed
- an unusual appetite. She took one look at my beautiful garden,
- and told your father that what she wanted, more than anything
- in the world, was -- Greens, greens, and nothing but greens:
- Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery,
- Asparagus and watercress and
- Fiddleferns and lettuce--!
- He said 'all right,'
- But it wasn't, quite,
- 'Cause I caught him in the autumn
- In my garden one night!
- He was robbing me,
- Raping me,
- Rooting through my rutabaga,
- Raiding my arugula and
- Ripping up the rampion
- (My champion! My favorite!)--
- I should have laid a spell on him right there.
- Could have turned him into stone,
- Or a dog, or a chair,
- Or a sn-- [drifts off into a momentary trance]
- But I let him have the rampion,
- I'd lots to spare.
- In return, however,
- I said 'Fair is fair;
- You can let me have the baby
- That your wife will bear.
- And we'll call it square.'
- Baker: I had a brother?
- Witch: No. But you had a sister.
- NA: But the witch refused to tell him any more of his sister.
Not even
- that her name was Rapunzel. She went on:
- Witch: I thought I had been more than reasonable, and that we
all might
- live happily ever after. But how was I to know what your father had
- also hid in his pocket?! You see, when I had inherited that garden,
- my mother had warned me that I would be punished if I ever were to
lose
- any of the beans.
- Baker, Wife: Beans?
- Witch: The SPECIAL beans.
- I let him go,
- I didn't know
- He'd stolen my beans!
- I was watching him crawl
- Back over the wall--!
- And then bang! Crash!
- And the lightning flash!
- And--well, that's another story,
- Never mind--
- Anyway, at last
- The big day came
- And I made my claim.
- "Oh, don't take away the baby,"
- They shrieked and screeched,
- But I did,
- And I hid her
- Where she'll never be reached.
- And your father cried,
- And your mother died
- When for extra measure--
- I admit it was a pleasure--
- I said, "Sorry,
- I'm still not mollified."
- And I laid a little spell on them.
- You too, son.
- That your family tree would always be a barren one...
- [laughs]
- So there's no more fuss
- And there's no more scenes
- And my garden thrives--
- You should see my nectarines!
- But I'm telling you the same
- I tell Kings and Queens:
- Don't ever never ever
- Mess around with my greens!
- Especially the beans.
- Jack's Mother: Now listen to me, Jack.
- Lead Milky-White to market and fetch
- the best price you can. Take no less than five pounds.
- Are you listening to me?
- Jack: Yes.
- Jack's Mother: Now how much are you to ask?
- Jack: No more than five pounds.
- [she pinches his ear]
- Jack's mother, Jack: Less! Than five.
- Jack's Mother: Jack Jack Jack,
- Head in a sack,
- The house is getting colder,
- This is not a time for dreaming.
- Chimney-stack
- Starting to crack,
- The mice are getting bolder,
- The floor's gone slack.
- Your mother's getting older,
- Your father's not back,
- And you can't just sit here dreaming pretty dreams.
- To wish and wait
- From day to day
- Will never keep
- The wolves away.
- So into the woods,
- The time is now.
- We have to live,
- I don't care how.
- Into the woods
- To sell the cow.
- You must begin the journey.
- Straight through the woods
- And don't delay--
- We have to face
- The marketplace.
- Into the woods to journey's end--
- Jack: Into the woods to sell a friend--
- Jack's Mother: Someday you'll have a real pet, Jack.
- Jack: A piggy?
- [Mother shakes her head in disbelief]
- NA: Meanwhile, the witch, for purposes of her own,
- explained how the baker might lift the spell:
- Witch: You wish to have
- The curse reversed?
- I'll need a certain
- Potion first.
- Go to the wood and bring me back:
- One: the cow as white as milk,
- Two: the cape as red as blood,
- Three: the hair as yellow as corn,
- Four: the slipper as pure as gold.
- Bring me these before the chime
- Of midnight
- In three days' time,
- And you shall have,
- I guarantee,
- A child as perfect
- As child can be.
- Go to the wood!
- [disappears]
- Stepmother: Ladies, our carriage waits.
- Cinderella: Now may I go to the Festival?
- Stepmother: The Festival?
- Darling, those nails!
- Darling, those clothes!
- Lentils are one thing but
- Darling, with those,
- You'd make us the fools of the Festival
- And mortify the Prince!
- Cinderella's Father: The carriage is waiting.
- Stepmother: We must be gone.
- [they exit with a flourish]
- Cinderella: Good night, Father.
- [he grunts and exits]
- I wish... [cries]
- Baker: Look what I found in Father's hunting jacket.
- Wife: Six beans.
- Baker: I wonder if they are the--
- Wife: Witch's beans? We'll take them with us.
- Baker: No! You are not coming.
- Wife: I know you are fearful of the woods at night.
- Baker: The spell is on MY house.
- Only I can lift the spell,
- The spell is on MY house.
- Wife [Over]: No, no, the spell is on OUR house.
- We must lift the spell together,
- The spell is on OUR house.
- Baker [Over]: No. You are not to come and that
is final.
- Now, what am I to return with?
- Wife [Annoyed]: You don't remember?
- The cow as white as milk,
- The cape as red as blood,
- The hair as yellow as corn,
- The slipper as pure as gold--
- Baker [memorizing]: The cow as white as milk,
- The cape as red as blood,
- The hair as yellow as corn,
- The slipper as pure as gold...
- NA [Over]: And so the baker, reluctantly, set
off to meet
- the enchantress's demands. As for Cinderella:
- Cinderella: I still wish to go to the Festival,
- But how am I ever to get to the Festival?
- Baker [simultaneously]: The cow as white as milk,
- The cape as red as blood,
- The hair as yellow as corn--
- Wife: the slipper--
- Baker: The slipper as pure as gold...
- Cinderella [Over]: I know!
- I'll visit Mother's grave,
- The grave at the hazel tree,
- And tell her I just want to
- Go to the King's Festival...
- Baker: The cow, the cape,
- The slipper as pure as gold--
- Wife: The hair--!
- Baker, Cinderella: Into the woods,
- It's time to go,
- It may be all
- In vain, you (I) know.
- Into the woods--
- But even so,
- I have to take the journey.
- Baker, Cinderella, Wife: Into the woods,
- The path is straight,
- You (I) know it well,
- But who can tell--?
- Baker, Wife: Into the woods to lift the spell--
- Cinderella: Into the woods to visit Mother--
- Wife: Into the woods to fetch the things--
- Baker: To make the potion--
- Cinderella: To go to the Festival--
- Baker, Wife, Cinderella, Jack, Jack's Mother: Into the woods
- Without regret,
- The choice is made,
- The task is set.
- Into the woods,
- But not forget-
- Ting why I'm (you're) on the journey.
- Into the woods
- To get my (our) wish,
- I don't care how,
- The time is now.
- Jack's Mother: Into the woods to sell the cow--
- Jack: Into the woods to get the money--
- Wife: Into the woods to lift the spell-
- Baker: To make the potion--
- Cinderella: To go too the Festival--
- LRRH: Into the woods to Grandmother's house...
- Into the woods to Grandmother's house...
- All: The way is clear,
- The light is good,
- I have ho fear,
- Nor no one should.
- the woods are just trees,
- The trees are just wood.
- No need to be afraid there--
- Baker, Cinderella: There's something in the glade there...
- All: Into the woods
- Without delay,
- But careful not
- To lose the way.
- Into the woods,
- Who knows what may
- Be lurking on the journey?
- Into the woods
- To get the thing
- That makes it worth
- The journeying.
- Into the woods--
- Stepmother, stepsisters: To see the King--
- Jack, Jack's Mother: To sell the cow--
- Baker, Wife: To make the potion--
- All: To see-
- To sell-
- To get--
- To bring--
- To make--
- To lift--
- To go to the Festival--!
- Into the woods!
- Into the woods!
- Into the woods,
- Then out of the woods,
- And home before dark!